Tuesday, July 03, 2007

....Will Return At.....

On Thursday, July 5th, I will be chaperoning for a group of kids that have signed up for the UNITY conference in Oklahoma City.

(I hope our hotel won't blow up)...

(its a bad joke i know...)

Anyways, I have finally turned the age of 18. And on that day signifies my acceptance among other members of the Upper Sioux Community. Which not only means I can vote, buy porn, buy cigs, and gamble; but I also receive money every month.

What have I done with my first payment you ask?

Well besides buying assloads of cds...

I bought:
An HD DVD Player
Assload of HD DVD's
THE DARKNESS (BADASS VIDEO GAME!!! FAVORITE)
The occasional hooker here and there
And I have started to take deep appreciation for Roulette.

Any other machine I've played it often just takes your money and thats it. Whereas Roulette will give you suspense, heartache, and joy all with in one spin. Damn what a fine game it is. Besides the video chick attendant is pretty hot.....(yeah you know what i mean!)

So I will post any crazy stories about me getting ice @ 4 in the morning only to be greeted by Norm Macdonald and I will then after 12 minutes of meeting Norm be greeted by Amanda Harris and then eating White Castle with these two....oh how I can wish...

I'll be back around the 11th.

As they say in Dakota...

Toksta! (Later!)

Missing you already,

The Dignified Doppleganger

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